have you? #1





I'm using twitter. yeap, if you want to follow me, you are on step away from clicking the button from the widget on the right side of this blog. scroll down first please.

As you can see, lots of people is using twitter. pro's and con's would get in the way. some people use it to convey the latest gossip, news and etc. and some just post randomly rants, and things that other people wants to read. bla bla bla bla bla, twitter is bla bla, convenient bla bla bla. simple bla bla bla....

Let us just cut the chase shall we.
In recent time, lots of the people i follow are from my circles of friends. some post imformative things, gossip, rants about daily life and some muther faka mlmers does post things such "dapatwang" and whatnots.

yesterday, i've been wondering, what would twitter shoutout been publish in the next 5 years? 10 years? would we still rants about UTP? assignments? its an interesting topic. so i came out with some interesting example based on the milestone.

5 years from now. some of them whom i've been following would already in the working environment. be a young married couple. or still chasing for the dream job, dream girl, and dream life. listed below are some example:

@xxxx today my company sold me to another company. I'm a dumbass.
@yyyy Fuck you, i dont know you, i never been in UTP. what the hell is that.
@aaaa I was promoted to the manager position. :)))))))))))))
@hhhh actually, trying to get to know your mother in law wasn't that bad.
@kkkk i went to the bridal store with my mom today, picking some last minute stuff for my wedding next week.
@jjjj my car got mortgaged. FML.
@llll THE END IS NEAR. THE END IS NEAR.
@oooo my sister in law just flirt with me. what should i do.
@yyyy Klik link ini untuk jadi jutawaaaan!
@gggg Me and my husband have already plan our family planning.

10 years from now. things would have been change. some would be vanish from the twitter world. you wouldn't have lots of time with it. you have career to pursue, a family to support, or you just plainly a loser with no job except posting material on twitter.


@xxxx I'm lucky my old company sold me 5 years ago, now we are opening the 45th chain.
@yyyy the user is no longer on twitter.
@aaaa at 32, I'm the youngest CEO ever made to that seat. :))))))))))))))))
@hhhh my mother in law passed away just now. i can't stop crying. :(
@kkkk Its a hectic day, need to run to the shariah court to settle my fasakh.
@jjjj my car got mortgaged for the 7th time. FML x 7.
@llll THE END IS NEAR. THE END IS NEAR.
@oooo I'm guilty to my wife. after 6 years of wedding and 2 cute daughters, i never had the courage to tell her that I've slept with her sister 5 years ago. Should I?
@yyyy MLM sucks. I'm jobless till now.
@gggg we have try evrything, but it seems that, nothing would change our life. wedding without offspring is like a normal life with the wedding certificate. :(

20 years from now?

haha, ciao folks!

3 respon dipunyai:

Teru said...

10 thn lg ada org pki twitter lg ke? tah2 kluar bnda lain yg lg menarik. video feed maybe.

Anep said...

by then, aku rasa twitter akan jd mcm fs. Its still there, but no one giv a damn bout it anymor. or twitter akan dipenuhi budak2 skolah.

Merissa K. said...

20 years from now :
oh help me, im on my deathbed and theyre trying to take my phone away while im twittering. wottaaaa.