Kapal intern (beta version)

Internship for dummies
Do's and Dont's

Do's

• Get to know your supervisors WELL.
• Get a comfort zone (friends in office) where you would comfortably stand still.
• Get good response from ur managers.
• Camouflage well, blend in the crowd, get to know the environment before you enters the limelight.
• Tunggu friday dgn penuh sbr and enjoy weekends mcm da xde weekends laen.
• Get twitter and FB account. It would help kills the time and socialize.
• Set up a internsxoxo website to get the latest gossip on ur uni frens
• Find housemates u can lepak with
• Untuk tenet yang cepat atau tak diblock wajib beli acc premium file hosting rapidshare/hotfile/megaupload berbaloi dapat kan latest movie berformat bluray
• Play Leeches or Main kutu
• Get proxy for better surfing.
• Abiskan Annual Leave and Mcs
• Be hypocrite, liars, or backstabbers whenever possible
• For those who single, get a girlfriend/boyfriend from another university
• Socialize & build networking for future employment
• Get lunch buddies.
• Get to use with Alt & Tab button on the keyboard.
• Date dengan ramai org, while u can
• Turun awal beli mknn, untuk elak crowd
• Maximize and appreciate chance while working- in term of experience
• Kenal & lepak dengan staff yg dah tua, bukan kawan SEBAYA. a way to think out of the box.
• Plan and use ur income wisely, so that you'll get the chance to lay ur hands on a blackberry
• For a not down loader freak, external hard disk would be useful
  
• Motorcycle is the greatest transportation ever made if you were in KL
• 10 pm should be the best time to start laying on bed.
• Berani bertanya dan bercakap dengan org atas.
• Learn new stuff which NOT BEEN TAUGHT at university.
• Improve DoTA skills at Tbun
• Improve shooting, defense and stamina during futsal
• Take care of the house you rent well. All for one, One for all.
• Avoid man who pretend they're not married yettt (updated)
• Do be nice and ull get many free lunch! (updated)
• DO prepare for OSIM after TGIF (updated)
• be humble and inquisitive (updated)
• Have more patience and manners on the road, Traffic jams everywhere! (updated)

Dont's

• Get stuck in office drama. AVOID it.
• AVOID office drama (repetition because its crucial)
• AVOID revealing ur true colors.
• AVOID revealing ur weakness.
• Avoid playing with the paper shredder machine
• Don't get excited by the nestle instant coffee/milo machine at the pantry.
• For girls, forget the heels. ur feet will thank u for the flats after 8 months
• Avoid being caught red handed with purchased MC.
• Avoid accepting all the works given by others than ur sv.
• Avoid Simply approving ur colleagues FB friend's request, get to know their attitude 1st. friends or foes
• Avoid any opportunities for a perv to lay hands on your ass, boobs and whatnot's on a train trip.
• Avoid beggar during lunch, sedekah kan je di masjid.
• DON'T worry about typo. its a new disease happen to all interns.
• Dont be too know it all, sebab staff nak diorg rasa diorg best or else they gonna hate you (updated)
• Dont spend too much on food nnt regret nak guna on weekends (updated)

Kudos to them, whom willing to contribute some great ideas:
Shafinaz Zulham, Athirah Ahmad, Hafiz Nor, Hafiz Mustakim, Khairul Md Saad, Syaharuddin Shafie, Nabila Isa, Hafiz Jamaludin (Bijan), Afdhal Aizat, Izzah Nik Ahmad, Farhan Abdul Rahman,